Bizarrenovelties.com

          
FAKE LOTTERY TICKETS ARE THE GREATEST GAG ON EARTH. EACH TICKET APPEARS TO WIN $20,000 OR MORE. USE THESE
AT ALL YOUR OFFICE PARTIES, BIRTHDAYS, ANNIVERSARIES OR TO GET REVENGE. HYSTERICALLY FUNNY TO WATCH AS SOMEONE SCRATCHES AND THINKS THEY JUST HIT THE BIGTIME.



FAKE PARKING TICKETS ARE ANOTHER CLASSIC FROM BIZARRENOVELTIES.COM

EACH TICKET APPEARS TO GIVE A PARKING VIOLATION IN THE SUM OF $100.00. IT IS BLAZE ORANGE AND IS NOTICEABLE FROM 100'S OF FEET AWAY. IMAGINE FINDING A $100.00 FINE ON YOUR CAR WINDSHIELD. SO MUCH FUN FOR SO LITTLE MONEY.


           
                  ORDER TOLL FREE  

               1-800-283-3442


bizarrenovelties.com
             (A DIVISION OF LOTTO FUN COMPANY)
360 brigham st  northborough, ma 01532

508-393-5122

  

ONLY $9.95 for 15 assorted fake lottery tickets.
ONLY $9.95 for 15 fake parking tickets.
SIZE AND COLOR LIKE REAL CURRENCY. MILLION DOLLAR NOVELTY BILLS LOOK SO REAL ITS SCARY. THEY ARE FUN TO USE AND PLAY TRICKS ON PEOPLE, FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. GIVE THEM TO RUDE WATRESS/WAITERS AS TIPS. ALSO GREAT FOR USE IN PROMOTIONS.
FAKE BULLET HOLES ARE AWESOME. THEY CREATE AN ILLUSION OF BULLET HOLES BEING SHOT THROUGH YOUR TRUCK, CAR, MOTORCYLE OR ANY METALIC OBJECT. THEY LOOK SO INCREDIBLY REAL. GREAT GAG GIFT. YOUR FREINDS AND FAMILY WILL BE IN AWE WHEN THEY SEE THEM ON YOUR VEHICLE.
1 SHEET OF 6 FAKE BULLET HOLES FOR ONLY $4.95

SUPER DEAL
     BUY EVERY ITEM ON THIS WEBSITE WHOLESALE.

                  PLEASE CLICK THE LINK BELOW.

www.noveltieswholesale.com
ONLY $9.95 for 15 MILLION DOLLAR BILLS!!!.
SIZE AND COLOR LIKE REAL CURRENCY. GEORGE BUSH $200.00 NOVELTY BILLS LOOK SO REAL ITS SCARY. THEY ARE FUN TO USE AND PLAY TRICKS ON PEOPLE, FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. GIVE THEM TO RUDE WATRESS/WAITERS AS TIPS. ALSO GREAT FOR USE IN PROMOTIONS.

COLLECTORS ITEM!!!



                ONLY $9.95 FOR
  15 GEORGE BUSH $200.00 BILLS!
CLICK HERE TO READ THE FINE PRINT.
Pay me securely with your Visa or MasterCard through PayPal!
4 x 6 INCH AMERICAN FLAG STICKERS.

STICK THEM ON YOU CAR, TRUCK, MOTORCYLE, MOPED OR ANY GLASS OR METAL SURFACE.

THESE ARE REMOVABLE STICKERS. NOT PERMANENT.



  5 ASSORTED FLAG STICKERS
                    ONLY $1.00
5 X 7 INCH AMERICAN FLAG STATIC CLINGS
5 X 7 INCH AMERICAN FLAG STATIC CLINGS.


THESE ARE TOP QUALITY, CLEAR VINYL STATIC CLINGS. YOU WONT FIND ANYTHING BETTER FOR THIS PRICE.

EACH CLING GOES ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR CAR, TRUCK, S.U.V. OR VEHICLE, OR OFFICE WINDOW  AND FACES OUTWARD.

IT WILL LAST FOR YEARS TO COME.

REMOVABLE AND REUSABLE MANY TIMES.


                       1 CLING
            FOR ONLY $1.00

ACTUAL SIZE IS 4 X 6 INCHES
(A DIVISION OF LOTTO FUN COMPANY)
BizarreNovelties.com is a division of LOTTO FUN COMPANY
ALL ORDERS WILL BE SHIPPED WITHIN 48 HOURS OF RECEIPT OF YOU PAYMENT!
                                
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  TO ENLARGE
GEORGE BUSH $2001 BILLS DEDICATED TO THE HEROES OF 09-11-01.

SIZE AND COLOR LIKE REAL CURRENCY. GEORGE BUSH $2001 NOVELTY BILLS LOOK SO REAL ITS SCARY. THEY ARE FUN TO USE. GIVE TO FRIENDS AND RELATIVES. GIVE THEM TO WAITRESS/WAITERS AS TIPS.

ALSO GREAT FOR USE IN PROMOTIONS!.

COLLECTORS ITEM!!!




                ONLY $9.95 FOR
  15 GEORGE BUSH $2001 BILLS!
HOT ITEM!
SLICK WILLIE!       SEX DOLLAR BILLS!     COLLECTORS ITEM!
SLICK WILLIE SEX DOLLAR BILLS ARE A HOOT! THESE BILLS ARE HYSTERICALLY FUNNY, THEY LOOK LIKE REAL CURRENCY, FEEL LIKE REAL MONEY BUT ARE JUST A NOVELTY ITEM. THE FINE PRINT WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING FOR DAYS.

MANY FUN USES!



COLLECTORS ITEM!!!




                 ONLY $9.95 FOR
  15 SLICK WILLIE $6 BILLS!
MINIATURE BULLET HOLES!
24 MINIATURE BULLET HOLES PER SHEET.

THESE MINI BULLET HOLES ARE HALF THE SIZE OF THE ORIGINALS ABOVE.

YOU CAN PLACE THESE ON ALL YOUR SMALLER OBJECTS LIKE CELL PHONES, PAGERS, AND ALL THE FUN PLACES THAT YOU CAN THINK OF.


    1 SHEET OF 24 MINI BULLET HOLES

                      ONLY $4.95
COOL STUFF!     KRACK-UPS-SCRATCHES
THESE KRACK-UPS OR SCRATCHES ARE AWESOME TO USE. USE THEM WITH THE OTHER BULLET HOLES TO LOOK LIKE THE BULLET HOLES ARE CREATING KRACKS OR USE BY THEMSELVES ON CARS, TRUCKS ETC. TO LOOK LIKE A HUGE SCRATCH IS ON THE VEHICLE. CAN YOU IMAGINE FINDING A SCRATCH LIKE THIS ON YOUR SHINY NEW CAR?! 

CRUEL TO USE BUT FUN TO WATCH!.

GREAT GOTCHA! ITEM



ONLY $4.95 FOR 1 SHEETS/10 SCRATCHES PER SHEET




RAPID FIRE BULLET HOLES!
RAPID FIRE-MULTI SHOT EXTREME BULLET HOLES!

THESE THINGS ARE A GREAT ILLUSION. MAKE ANY VEHICLE OR METAL OBJECT APPEAR TO BE SHOT UP BY A RAPID FIRE MACHINE GUN!!

VERY REALISTIC, YOU CAN FOOL ALL YOUR FRIENDS, FAMILY AND RELATIVES.

PLAY THIS CRUEL JOKE ON ANYONE! :-)


                 4 MULTI-SHOTS PER SHEET

                  ONLY $4.95 FOR 1 SHEET 
CELL PHONE INTERNAL ANTENNA BOOSTERS!
THE INTERNAL ANTENNA BOOSTERS FOR CELL PHONES ARE SWEEPNG THE NATION.

Stick the Power Strip on any analog, digital, or PCS phone  you'll notice the difference in clarity immediately!

HELPS CLEAR THE RECEPTION IN DIFFICULT SPOTS, LIKE, TUNNELS, BUILDINGS, ELEVATORS OR ANYWHERE IN YOUR AREA THAT YOU HAVE TROUBLE GETTING RECEPTION.

SIMPLY PEEL AND STICK BETWEEN THE BATTERY AND BODY OF YOUR CELL PHONE.



SOLD ON TV FOR $19.99 PLUS SHIPPING.



     OUR PRICE IS ONLY: $9.95 EACH.


HANDS FREE HEAD SET FOR CELL PHONES
SOON TO BE MANDATORY IN ALL 50 STATES, WHEN DRIVING OR OPERATING A VEHICLE. KEEP YOUR HANDS FREE AND ON THE WHEEL.

The device is automatically compatible with most phones that take a 2.5 millimeter jack such as AT&T, Audiovox, Fujitsu, Mitsubishi, Oki, Samsung, Sanyo, Sony, Sprint, and Toshiba. Most Motorola and Panasonic models are also compatible. An adapter may be needed for Ericsson, Nokia, GE, Qualcomm, and the remainder of the Motorola and Panasonic models.



SOLD IN STORES FOR $19.95-29.95



   OUR BLOWOUT PRICE

  $9.95 EACH
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FAKE BULLET HOLES!
  REMOTE CONTOL       FART MACHINE
THESE ARE HYSTERICAL, THE REMOTE CONTROLLED FART MACHINE WILL HAVE YOU LAUGHING FOR HOURS. ITS LIKE AN ELECTRONIC WHOOPIE CUSHION.

PLACE THE FART MACHINE UNDER SOMEONES CHAIR, USE THE REMOTE TO SET OFF THE MACHINE.

EMBARRASS THE ENTIRE FAMILY WITH THIS GREAT GAG GIFT.

IT MAKES FIVE GREAT FART SOUNDS AND WORKS UP TO 50 FEET AWAY.


       


        REMOTE CONTROL
           FART MACHINE

          ONLY $14.95