Wholesale Pocket Sound Machines-BS Blaster, Disgusting Sounds Machine, Fart Buster, Get Off The Phone Exuse Machine
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Ever want to call a BS'er out on the carpet? Well now you can - with the help of the "Pocket - BS Blaster" This unique device is perfect for those "tall tales" by the water cooler, or those "creative" used car salesmen. Simply press one of six buttons - and stop those BSer's in their tracks. This little gem may be small - but it sends a "loud" message. Batteries Included! Says: You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown.! (COUGH..COUGH) Bullshit! WARNING!..WARNING! Bullshit Alert! LIAR! LIAR! Pants on Fire! Put your boots on boys the shit is getting deep in here! Bullshit...Bullshit .. Ba Ba Ba Ba Bullshit!
MSRP : $9.99 EACH BATTERIES INCL.
BS BLASTER
DISGUSTING SOUND MACHINE.
Here it is - the ultimate "Gross out device"!! Carry our unique "Pocket-Disgusting Sounds Machine" in your pocket and gross out friends and strangers - with the simple touch of a button. Great for those awkwardly quiet elevators rides, or while sitting in a rest room stall. The possibilities are limited only to your imagination. Six disgusting sounds include Burp, Puke, Dry Heaves, Loogie Snort, quick Fart, and a long Fart! Batteries Included!
Watch where you toot - you never know who's packin one of our "Pocket Fart Busters" in their jacket pocket. With six different phrases, you can bust those phantom farters for every occassion. Tag those inconsiderate tooters in line at the grocery store, and flag those farters who hide in dark movie theatres. No more unanswered gas - you're busted!!. Batteries Included! Says: AIR HORN Siren - Fart Detected! Fart Detected! Grab your gas masks boys, somebody stinks! Who cut the cheese, man? Dang! Who be fartin' up in here? Are you blowing your butt trumpet again? I think you done it, you done made mud in your drawers!
Have you ever needed help getting off the phone with someone? Perhaps a long winded neighbor, or a pesky tele-marketer? Well - we have just the solution for you. Introducing our unique "Pocket - Get off the Phone Excuse Machine". This little device gives you "6" different sounds that will help you out of the tightest spot - and get you off of the phone "fast". Freedom is just "the press of a button" away. Batteries Included! Says: STATIC - Just play the static, and say "you're breaking up", it's fast and easy. SIREN - Play the siren, and say a cop is behind your car, and hang up. BABY CRYING - You say: "I have to go, the baby is crying" DOOR BELL - You then say : "I have to go someone is at the door" KNOCK..KNOCK...CHINESE FOOD - You say "My lunch delivery is here, I'll talk to you later." CAR CRASHING - Play this one, and just hang up. (Perfect for bill collectors.)
